€ is euros
¥ is yen
Fr is franc
so why is $ not sollars
Because America is the rebel nation! *kicks up skateboard*
(via ofwgktafanfiction)
every time I listen to Florence + the Machine I turn into a literal meadow dwelling nymph who wears raindrops as hats and sunbathes on a lilypad
(via lunar-skies)
sweet dreams are made of cheese
who am I to diss a brie
I cheddar the world and the feta cheese
(via raxac0ricofallapat0rius)
dont joke about dress codes i saw a girls knee once and i cried
oh my God
Some fanfics are so good they deserve fanfiction
Some fanfics are so good they deserve a tv series
Some fanfics are just really bad twilight porn and do not deserve publication or a movie
(Source: demon-radio)
So I’m babysitting right now and this baby,he’s like a one year old, turns off the t.v. then looks at me like ” yeah I just did bitch” turns it back on slaps the squirrel from Micky mouse then continues to throw crayons at me. Fucking cunt.
Update:he fucked around with the tv again and the white noise shot went on, he got scared a ran. I have been laughing for the last five minutes!
the moral of the story is to never have kids yo
