So I’m babysitting right now and this baby,he’s like a one year old, turns off the t.v. then looks at me like ” yeah I just did bitch” turns it back on slaps the squirrel from Micky mouse then continues to throw crayons at me. Fucking cunt.
Update:he fucked around with the tv again and the white noise shot went on, he got scared a ran. I have been laughing for the last five minutes!
the moral of the story is to never have kids yo